Count Bleck

https://youtu.be/KXD1iZU4L00

"Count Bleck here...

Disaster happened...

Was conducting certain magical experiments, and made a horrible mistake.

Turned me into a goose.

I can type, but not talk, as my voice changed too, now seemingly onle be able, to cackle like a goose.

Do you have any idea how annoying this is?!

I'm screaming at my follower-minions: "Its me it's me, your King! Count Bleck!"

But the only thing they hear, is a goose cackling.
Kicking me around and hitting me with sticks like i'm some sort Piñata, whilst precious feathers, fly around like tree-leaves in a tsunami-like authumn-storm...

How can i convince my following it's me?

Tried to put up a crown to show it's really me, their King.

They just laugh at me, as they think who the hell i think i am, a cackling goose trying to be a king.

You know how much that hurts being disrespected after being a King for such a long time?

I can't take that disrespect!

Causes me to become angry, and all they hear, is a frustrated goose, trying to cackle at it's loudest, which makes them laugh even harder, almost choking trying to grasp for air, as their laughter prevents them breating.

As they think i dare to think, the louder i cackle, in combination with a crown, i dare to think they are stupid enough to accept me, which they find extremely stupid and funny.

But i am their king!

This is really horrible.

My minions are so stupid, why dont they recognise me?

Believe i answered it, cause they're stupid, allowing me to use them for dirty work.

Help! I can't take this anymore!

I have plans, but how to finish them in the form of a goose?

On first sight, this looks hopeless, but in actuality, it isn't.

Me trying to convince everyone online I'm Count Bleck, earned me this golden pen-badge, easing my pain a bit, as it makes me realise sometimes, it's not as hopeless i initially thought."